Thursday, August 23, 2012


I'm a big fan of B Chris Bell's film-noirish, pulp fiction stories, and his wonderful novel, Tales of the Bagman, published by Airship27 Productions. So I jumped at the first chance I had to read his excellent, and very hard to pigeon-hole, Bipolar Express. (Available as an eBook from Amazon.) Now, when I say it's hard to pigeon-hole, I mean it. You can't slap a label on this one, folks. But I will say this -- it's an important novel: serious, with that element of scary realism, gallows humor, and touch of madness that will keep you laughing while the story shakes you up. This is a novel of truths and wisdom that casts an observant eye on a certain segment of society many of us don't like to think about: alcoholics, drug addicts, rehab centers and asylums. Bipolar Express has much in common with The Man with the Golden Arm, The Lost Weekend, and Trainspotting, with a macabre touch of Philip K. Dick to add a whole other level to the novel. It's a "scare you straight," post-apocalyptic story with a science fiction element that I won't spoil for you: is what's happening to the characters reality? Or is it a very "real" hallucination? This would make one hell of a freaking movie!!!!!  It's also quite a wild ride. I'm not even sure how to tell you about it. So I'm just going to go for it. Whether or not you think I'm writing in any sort of logical order is your problem, dude.

First, it's set mostly in Chicago, although the first part takes place at Clear Rock Rehab, which seems to be somewhere near Rockford. Bell gives us an incredibly vivid account of being inside what used to be called Bedlam. At first, Bipolar Express comes off as darkly funny. But then it becomes even darker, funnier, and deadly serious. The main character is Holt, an alcoholic who has hit bottom. In Holt, Bell has created a very interesting, unique, weak/strong, sad character who will make you weep. Holt's roommate is Wesley, a big, strange dude who refuses to flush the toilet or use toilet paper out of fear that he might stop up the toilet again. This is quite hilarious, but it's also quite sad; if you've ever been in rehab centers, sanitariums, or nursing homes, you'll know just how sad something like that can be. Then there's Jack, tough as nails, and who at first seems to be the leader of this merry little band of pranksters. The story soon changes from the rehab center to the trio's adventures when they make their getaway and find themselves on the all-but deserted streets of Chicago during a major catastrophe brought about by a sudden, worldwide shift in climate. The final act takes place in a CostCo-like store where Holt, Jack and Wesley take refuge, along with a homeless derelict named Frostbite, whom they befriend. Oh, there's also a mangy dog that Holt takes in and starts calling Thing -- a pet that may or may not be a cannibal canine. (There's also a funny bit about cans of "Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding.") But I digress. So . . . while Jack and Wes pursue the object of their addictions and enjoy the luxuries they find in this huge store, Holt has stopped drinking and seems to be holding it together. Gradually he comes into his own and becomes the strong one, slowly assuming leadership. But as he starts pulling himself together you sense the tension in him, the emotional and mental fuse that could ignite at any time. Along the way the three amigos' encounter with another gang becomes a showdown for survival, and when the violence hits it strikes the way it often does in real life: out of nowhere and slamming you in the face. The climax of the novel arrives when Holt is faced with a choice I hope never to be faced with. And the choice he makes is born of madness but is also very rational in light of the situation. This novel takes you from the nightmare of one kind of bedlam, to the nightmare of a frozen world, and into the nightmare of another kind of bedlam.
Did all this really happen? Or did it happen only in Holt's mind?

B Chris Bell writes with great humor, insight and self-reflection. He has a way with words and a way with turning a phrase. I don't know how he comes up with things like, "House of Whacks" (referring to Clear Rock), or "Descartes was bored when he came up with I think, therefore I am." Bell also begs the question, "Is it mentally ill to be depressed if you really have a reason to be depressed?" (My answer is, No.)  Or how about this one: "The clinically depressed aren't real big on faith." (In my case, true.) 

Bipolar Express is one hell of an excellent novel, and Bell is one hell of a writer: he's the real deal. I've also read his stories in Secret Agent-X, and Mystery Men and Women, and I'd like to see him write something for one of the upcoming volumes in The Ruby Files series. (All titles are published by Airship27.) I would like to see Bell turn his hand to sword and sorcery. He could do it, too. He's a master of serious, genuine pulp fiction. A true pulpeteer.

Oh, and did I mention nail clippers? Nail clippers are very important to Holt.